Eyes For iPhones

We are actively looking for adoptions for iPhone cords. There seems to be a huge need and very little help. Be one of the few to take a stand and help one of these cute little guys find a home. With your generous help, we will be able to help these distraught little guys enjoy nice air conditioning and clean electricity pumping through their frail little bodies.. Not only are these guys adorable but they also can help you in a pinch. No more fumbling around trying to put the cord in your phone you will always know which way is a up and which is a down and which is in and which way is a out.

We have a Number of Different Adoption Packages

“The Uno” – May be male, female or both. No natural born name given. Adoption fee of $9.95 plus Import Fee (Shipping) to your destination.

“Bunch Of Males” – For those individuals unable to pass on the surname this one’s for you. If you are unable to pass on that last name of yours you will now be able to pass it on to 5 males, who can not be guaranteed to pass it on any further. $39.95 plus Import…ant Fee (Shipping) to your house of business.

“Grand Fimamily” – This is perfect for those lonely holidays and missing family birthday parties. You will get an assortment of 10 cords that you can either give to the family or use as your personal Alternating Currenty transports to a beautiful and fulfilling battery charge. $69.95 plus Family Delivery Fee (Shipping)